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Sick of being ridiculed for being a fapper? Tired of feeling the shame creep in after you’ve done the deed? Fear not. In our community, every fap is celebrated, and every fapper is blessed. Hop on the Fap Train and take part in the never-ending climax of fapmania.

GALLERY

WE ARE

Proud
Fapping is natural, and nothing to be ashamed of. We fap with pride, and so should you.

Inclusive
Black, white, young or old. We don’t care. Every fapper is equal here. Welcome on board.

Happy
Fapping makes us happy. The more we fap, the happier we become. Do like us and fap with a smile.

ARE YOU COMING WITH?

MISSION

Weird, hairy and happy. No, we’re not talking about the new dog on the memecoin block. We’re talking about someone much more special. Enter the Hairyfapman. 

The Hairyfapman is here on earth to teach us about the importance of celebrating our imperfections rather than endlessly striving for perfection. A direction much needed in a day and age where the latter is waging war on our mental health. 

By dropping the heavy mask of perfection, happiness will rise, as striving for perfection in and of itself is making us unhappy. As a bonus, attraction will grow too as authenticity is what we humans really crave from each other. 

In other words, everything we look for in the dead end of perfection, we can get by going the opposite way. The Hairyfapman way. Our mission is to share this wisdom with the world to make it a happier place, one fap at a time. 

TOKENOMICS

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$FAPMAN IS GROWING INTO A MOVEMENT

TESTIMONIALS

«I used to hate myself and had no purpose in life. Now I love myself and find meaning in spreading the gospel of happy fapping.»

– Josh 33, Carpenter

«A fap a day keeps the doctor away.»

– George 67, Retired

«It feels wonderful to say that I’m finally free of the shackles of fap shame.»

– Curtis 38, Insurance Seller

«If I’m nervous before a game I just do a quick fapping session and soon I’ll score a hat-trick.»

– Erling 23, Pro Soccer Player

«When my crystals get out of sync, and my chakras get clogged up, I know that I’ve let fap shame slowly creep in on me again. As soon as I start fapping while chanting the mantra of proud fapping, the universe aligns again. Namaste.»

– Jakob 27, Healer

«God is great, so is fapping.»

– Melchior 52, Priest

«If I want to be more charismatic before a board meeting, I take a quick fap. It never fails.»

– Warren 93, CEO

«After I started fapping with pride, I walk with a skip in my step and the bird songs sound prettier.»

– Randy 47, Unemployed

«Fapping cleanses my soul and makes my immune system stronger.»

– Ibrahim 55, Business Owner

«Just fap it.»

– Phil 85, Business Magnate

DISCLAIMERS

$FAPMAN is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. There is no formal team or roadmap. The coin is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only.



“Deep inside, we’re all the same. We’ve all been thrown onto the same rock flying in the middle of space, not knowing where we came from, or where we’re going. We’re all seekers of the same: unconditional love. And we all share the same struggle of trying to find it. Understanding this makes it much easier to look past our differences and recognize that behind the mask, we’re all the same.“

– The Hairyfapman